Super Smacker, Spider Killer

Hmmmmm - what's this you ask...well, it's a tiny globe that is trapping a monster inside.  A scary scary monster. 

See, it's Spot the Monster!

See Spot run.

See Jane yell.

See Spot climb.

See Jane run. 

(Did you read Dick and Jane and Spot stories in grade school?)

Spot looks.  Spot runs.  Spot runs fast.  Spot bites!

Ewww - just the thought sends shiveries and creepy crawlies up my back!

But it's okay - here comes the super shoe... 

known around this house as the Super-Smacker!

This shoe is kept for a mighty deadly purpose.  I only have one shoe like it.

  The other shoe mysteriously disappeared so I can't wear them. 

And now, even if I do find it,

 I wouldn't be caught dead in them...

Impending doom for you...you creepy spider you!

The Super-Smacker is on the scene.

The trick is to be brave enough to lift the globe trapper thing and be quick enough to crack down with the shoe as the spider speeds off

in the other direction!

Cringe - here we go...

Smack! Missed...

 Thwack! Dang he's fast... 

And one more time! Crack!

Gotcha! 

See Spot die.

(He didn't even know what hit 'im!)

See Jane smile.

(oooo, how creepy am I!?!?!)

Now wasn't that a happy story!  Watch out for Spot and all his brothers and sisters and mamas and papas - there's millions more just like this (or bigger!)
and they're - - - ALL AROUND YOU!!!!
If you need me, just call.  I'll bring the deadly dreaded Super-Smacker and make YOUR day! (or mine!)