Like a bat out of...(part 1)

h, e, double hockey sticks!
For those of you who don't understand, the hockey sticks are shaped like L's - duhhh! (tee hee!)

And yes, I'm talking about Wild Shelley! Who else?!

'Kay, recently Wild Shelley went out on the road in the Empress...you know that really big/little motorhome she bought. That's it for the safety of our streets now. Everybody, watch out!

Let me tell you about the adventure...it'll take two posts.
Here she comes, barrelling down main street, full throttle, past Timmies, and leaning heavily on the horn to make triple sure that we notice her. Blaring away, like an old cow high on speed, she floors it up the hill.





"Breaker breaker one nine, this is Wild Shelley speakin', Come On...
Outta my way, you little-car-people. I am woman. I drive big machine.
I run you down if'n you no move."




"Light? Light?
A red one did you say?
No. You've got it all wrong.
I din see no light!"


"See, I OWN the road,
I'm in charge, I'm the chief...
I'm the Road Master. Ya. See my skills-
Look't - see me go fast! See me change lanes!
Whee!"

"Whatsit they say - Keep it between the lines...yep, now I got it...
I've got to keep it between THEM two YELLOW lines! They's the only two lines on the road.
But gee,

it's harder than it looks to line my wheels up between those two skinny lil lines!

But I got it, no problem, I got it."


"Alley-oop, down, then up...do you think I caught air!
Aww, shucks, we're almost there. Dang it, I wuz just gettin' started!"

Part 2 to follow...