Mr. Guy-Tool

Did you know, that if you so desired, you can purchase a long-handled, spoon-like tool with a big ol' spongey sponge at the end, so that you can apply suntan lotion on those hard-to-reach places??

Yes, they are available at your local drug store...on sale this week!
That may be all well and good, but how much more fun is THIS:


Ahhh-bakin' at the beach in the heat o' the sun.



Hey, honey, you're looking a bit red.
I think you probably need more lotion on.


All right, dear, you know best.



Okay, am I all SPF'd now, dear?

No, honey, just let me get your back for you.

Ahhhh- thanks, dear.

Oh, you missed a spot, over to the left, now right, and one more time...are you sure you're done?
I think you missed my shoulders, yep.

And my neck. Did I get the back of my knees? How 'bout the bottom of my feet?

Who'd want to buy a long-handled, spongey, lotion applicator tool to do this anyways? It just wouldn't be the same.

Well, on second thought, if this guy is the tool...

guy-tool for sale...?!!
Now, HIM -Mr. Guy-Tool Lotion Applicator?!

A one-time offer, no rain checks, summer special deal...on sale?

No question...

I'd be buying!