Sunday, August 2, 2009

Thistle Maniac

Here's what Tough Guy brought home after work the other day.

See that long thing on his leg...
the scabbord lookin' thing...
holding something that looks suspiciously
like a knife...

What? This little ol thing...it's not a knife...
IT'S A MACHETTE!
Got any steak?
How 'bout butter for your bread?
Uh, no.
Hmmm....
wonder what that's for...
Does he want to be a pirate?
Oh, that's what you do with it...
where did you learn how to wield that weapon so masterfully?
what do you plan to use it for?
Oh, ok, one more time...
this time with
FEELING!
I still want to know what you're going to use it for...
Watch out thistles...
I'm a comin' at cha!!!



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